dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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psyducked:

party time

tacolol:

*points at your dick* is this seat taken?

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

john-egbertholdt:

DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol