If we’re dating you better get used to my finger tips on your hips and my lips on your neck 99% of the time.
- cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
- cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
MAYBE IF SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO READ JOHN GREEN’S BOOKS INSTEAD OF GOING BY THE OVERUSED QUOTES ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE YOU’D KNOW THAT LITERALLY NONE OF THEM ARE ABOUT ROMANTICIZING DEPRESSION OR BOYS SAVING GIRLS OR WHATEVER ELSE NONSENSE YOU CAN COME UP WITH JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
- me in 7th grade: listen promise you won't tell anyone.. omg this is so embarrassing.. I got my period.. do you have a pad maybe?
- me now: LISTEN UP EVERYBODY I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD NOW SOMEONE BETTER HAND ME A TAMPON OR I'LL BLEED ON ALL YOUR FUCKING FACES!!